Showing posts with label NPR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NPR. Show all posts

20 May 2011

i didn't win.

It's been a good little while since I entered the sixth round in NPR's Three Minute Fiction contest. The idea was that the story must fit into a three minute time frame, must include a joke, and must include someone crying. Here's what: I didn't win. It's taken me this long to get over it. Anyway, here's what I wrote. Join me in pouting.


Girl in the Turned-Down Bed.

At a Presbyterian Church, on a sunny church Sunday morning, the kind that warms like the sweetest cinnamon, a tiny baby was baptized. Her white linen dress felt softly taunt to the touch as she was moved from father to pastor and back to mother. A member of something much bigger than herself, I calmly wondered why in the world such a thing was done at such a young age. There’s no way this tiny baby could understand the magnitude of that lukewarm water as it silently dripped down the back of her soft little neck. Hell, I didn’t even understand it. Suddenly, I realized we were all snapping our heads back up from the prayer and I didn’t question it anymore. That afternoon, the little girl was placed in her new pink satin crib and slept lazily in a turned-down bed as her family ate finger-foods down below her in the living room.

Some twenty-three years later, that same little girl put on a white dress and swished-swished down the aisle at a Presbyterian Church to her love. She told me later that she felt her feet in heeled-shoes glide as if she was being sweetly waltzed by something so beautiful, something so filling. At the reception that night, I was the one who gently shut the car door closed and stood in the road, watching them drive off until all I saw was a tiny black speck against the orange glow of the street lamps. And then they were gone. Someone tapped me back to reality and jokingly said, “Hey, it’s not your job to worry about her anymore. Come have a drink.” I thought later that night how magical of a moment it will be when the morning sun finds the two together, now married as a mister and a misses. I thought about how proud the mister will be when he looks over and sees that girl in a turned-down bed.

Seven years, three days, and one week later, the conversations that lofted about the high arches and pews of an afternoon at a Presbyterian Church were full of remembrance. The walls of the sanctuary were now tinged with gloom as the line of people stretched out into the foyer and the soft scent of floral arrangements breathed about the room They were all there to see a girl in a turned-down bed. She laid there, soft hands resting on a white sundress, with pink satin all around her. The only thing people could seem to muster was that at least, at least, at least, she left behind a precious baby daughter of her own that looked exactly like her mother. The only thing I could seem to muster was to cry.

“How incredible are the lives we humans lead,” I thought it to myself as I placed my granddaughter to sleep in her little pink crib and thought about my own daughter somewhere sleeping beneath the grass in a turned-down bed.



So that's what I wrote and that's what ultimately lost. It's okay, though. I still really like NPR, no grudges will be held.



Thanks to C. Charles Bley for telling me about this really neat contest and thanks to anyone who took the time to read.





Yours,

katie beth

18 July 2010

ghost busters, yo.

Man-oh-man-oh-man. Much has happened since we last spoke, person reading this blog. First and foremost, I have finally declared a big and impressive major. Thus far, it is set as English, but that sure as hell ain’t to say that it might not change. Also, whenever I write these posts, I feel the most important thing towards gaining my effectiveness, if you will, is writing the way that I would tell you something in person. Therefore, if I start a sentence with “and,” or if I fail to properly use quotations, italics, etc. around things that need to be quoted or italicized, etc. and when I overuse hyphens - well, please don’t let that make me lose any of my credibility as a budding English major. Really. I do know the rules. This blog is like my English rebel yell. Word.

Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way, I have to quickly settle into what this post is all about:

Here at the blog, you know I like to tell you all about my dreams and aspirations. As a quick, written montage of some of those dreams, let me provide a list:

1. There was the dream I had about my car, Nelson, when he told me about his dreams of wanting to become an honorary member of the TMNT. Best dream ever.

2. There was my aspiration/dream to be a cast member on Glee where I would sing “Tomorrow,” of LOA fame. I’m sorry what? What’s “LOA?” Little Orphan Annie, bitches. That’s what.

Alright. So, now we have established that I do, in fact, tell you about my dreams/aspirations. I hope you care to know. And I really care to know about yours. Let’s meet up later and talk about them.

Anyhow, it’s now time for a big number three dream/aspiration:

Clearly, good music is a big component of the blog. In fact, it’s probably the most important component. I take great pride in the tunes that I select to pass onto you, my faithful and groovy reader. And it’s always been a dream of mine to be there when good music is getting its up-and-go.

[SIDENOTE: I’m not sure if the same is true for you, but apparently the Youtube videos are occasionally showing up as nothing more than white squares. Clearly, that sucks. Clearly, I’m working on it]

Alright, back to it:

For instance, when I first started jammin’ to John C. Mayer, I used to sit around and think how awesome it would have been to have been there when he was just playing at Borders and what-not. Basically, how cool it would be to say that “I knew him when.”

Good people, I feel that dream has come true. Let me explain:

If you’re a good reader of the blog and someone who follows the guidelines that I set in place for this epic blog, then you’ve listened to the songs that I put up. And if you’re an even better reader of the blog, then you’ve even ventured to go so far as to click the links. Now, those are links to [mainly] Myspace pages. And even though I don’t have a Myspace, I have always respected the musical prowess that this Web 2.0 site houses. Really.

What I’m getting at is that first link. It’s the one that reads “there’s ghosts in them woods.” Now, at first, the main reason for this post was my realization that I have never really talked about the ghosts in the blog. I know! It’s crazy. I mean, I’ve talked about all sorts of great music, but I’ve never told you all about ghosts in the woods. Well, the time is now.

First, let’s set into place that ghosts in the woods, or as I like to call them “g’s in the w’s,” are c.carden and s.jenkins. These two also have a righteously cool dog named wall-e. That alone should be reason enough for you to go check them out, but just in case you need more…

Good people, this is some good music. And, once again, I feel I have certainly established a reputation of someone who genuinely recognizes epic tunage. So, you can trust me. Feel free to go now and open that link somewhere so you can be groovin along whilst reading the rest of this post. It would be very appropriate.

Anyway, getting back to the dream and the point of this post:

After a series of fortunate events [like how I did that, L. Snicket fans?] I really feel safe in saying that I knew them when. Or now. Hm. Well, anyway, the sad news is that ghosts in the woods have since moved from good Kingsport to Nash Vegas. And I’m not going to say anything else about it because I’m a firm believer in the power of a jinx. Plus, the whole thing really gets me down. So, we’re not going to go there. But just know that I’m jealous of Nashville.

And, honestly, their move couldn’t have occurred at a worse time. Things were already heading south, as a direct result of another one of those damn twilight movies hitting the box office like a ton of bricks. The end of June/beginning of July 2010 was tough. Really. And now, here at the winding down of July, I have to ask one question to the good people over at that Em-Tee-Vee: “What in the hell am I gonna do without The [damn] Hills? Seriously.” Also, I am now going to confess my love for some Justin Bieber tunes. Gees. Things are really getting low here in k-town. But at least I have Fun Fest. And it is in Fun Fest that I see the light.

At any rate, good reader, I feel like I could go on and on telling you about how great them ghosts in the woods are, but on some level, that sort of talk seems to cheapen the whole thing. I mean, it’s not every day that I can’t seem to come up with a word that’s important enough to describe something. Ergo, I’m not gonna try. But they really are something pretty special. And I feel good about sharing that information with you.

And, so, I’ve been thinking about what ghosts in the woods fans would call themselves. You know, like how Adam Lambert fans are “Glamberts.” Or, how Jimmy Buffet fans are “Parrot Heads,” not to be confused with “Dead Heads.” Well, anyway, here’s what I’ve got so far:

1. Ghosties … no, that’s too obvious
2. Forest Rangers … i.e. “woods” ??
3. White Sheets … not very effective if I don’t somehow incorporate two holes for eyes
4. Ghost Busters … I feel that has definite potential

Also, I need to tell you something else in this post. I am really impressed with myself. Once again, good readers of the blog know about past posts and hold them dear to their hearts. In a post about hm, I believe it was Avatar, I gave you a wonderful poem by W.S. Merwin. Guess what homies? He’s just been announced as the 17th American Poet Laureate. Holy smokes. CALLED IT!

Furthermore, I have, in past posts, given you lists about songs/bands/new albums that I have been groovin to. On NPR’s awesome website, they listed the top albums of 2010, so far. Actually, fans voted. Anyway, much of the albums listed have, at one time or another, lent their auditory bliss to the blog. Again. CALLED IT.

So, with that information locked into your lovely brain, go ahead and re-heed my advice about bumpin a little ghosts in the woods. Cause let’s face it. I know my shit.

ONE MORE THING:
The blog would like to send out a big ole bitchin b-day wish to a good reader of the blog, m.fox. Okay, here goes: Happy Birthday to your friend and mine, Madelyn: Alias Madge. I hope your day is both rockin’ and rollin’.

Yours,
katie beth

PS:

http://www.myspace.com/ghostsinthewoods
^ here’s that link again, so click it and get familiar. By the way, I know if you click it or not. I have a blog radar/computer x-ray vision gun. And I really do want you to click it right the hell now. I feel like it’s my duty in life to head up the Kingsport chapter of ghosts in the woods’ fan club. No, really. It’s completely legit. Also, I will now be incorporating what will be known as the blog’s “Final Word.” Or, you know, sentence.

FINAL WORD: I ♥ g’s in the w’s. And you should, too.